I live alone and sometimes this is almost crazily frustrating. Here are 40 of the reasons why. Add your own as you see fit.
- I can not change fluorescent tubes or downlights.
- Bracelets are hard to do up on your own wrist.
- Ditto necklaces with fiddly clasps.
- I can’t reach the shoes at the back of the closet without a chair.
- Boys have tools, which come in handy at times.
- Two people means I have to clean half as often.
- There are some dresses that require the assistance of a second person.
- I can not reach my own back for moisturiser and/or fake tan.
- When I’m sick, I want someone else to make my cup of tea.
- Generally, I want someone else to make my cup of tea.
- No one asks how your day was when you live alone.
- People who live alone are far more likely to develop alcoholism by drinking whole bottles of wine instead of sharing them.
- Two people means double the DVD collection.
- Other people can get rid of spiders. I can not. Even when I ask them nicely.
- Boys t-shirts/hoodies are infinitely better and more comfortable than any oversized tee shirt/hoodie I will ever own.
- Boys might not read maps but they generally have a better sense of direction without one than I will ever have with one.
- There is always someone to blame when there is no food in the house.
- I am sure I would have a better understanding of sports other than AFL if those sports were on my TV more often.
- I could rearrange the furniture in my house more often if I had someone who could lift said furniture.
- When the power goes out, I don’t know how to reset the TV channels.
- When the hot water goes out, I don’t know where to find the pilot light.
- As a fashion blogger, I need someone to take shots of my outfits sometimes (and a second opinion never hurts).
- There is nothing you can buy fresh to cook for one.
- Scary noises at night are less scary with someone else in the house.
- Following said scary noises, there is someone else in the house to check them out.
- There is someone to tell about seriously annoying TV commercials.
- There is someone to tell about seriously funny TV commercials.
- I won’t eat all the leftovers if there is someone to share them with.
- If you are bored and no one is around to tell, are you really bored?
- When you can’t sleep, there is someone to complain to.
- There is someone to help carry groceries in from the car.
- There is someone to call and ask to bring home milk/toilet paper/other last minute necessity that will always run out at an inconvenient time.
- My Thai restaurant has a $30 minimum order for delivery. That’s a lot of Thai for one.
- A problem shared is a problem halved.
- The moment when you get in the bathtub and you realise you forgot your book/a towel/a bottle of water/music.
- No one actually likes to exercise. Much more enjoyable with someone else and usually it is convenient if you can yell to this person in the next room, ‘feel like a run?’
- Other people generally know how to do car stuff, like change a tyre or check oil.
- If you lock yourself out, you are stuck. If you have a housemate, you can be rescued.
- For when the hairdryer/straightener/curler breaks (this one is probably exclusive to female housemates…)
- To have someone tell you to put down the jar of nutella and the spoon…..
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