I like beards.
Actually, I really like beards—and anyone who knows me will know that. And I mean, let’s not call it a fetish or anything, because I feel like that has unnecessary connotations, but I’ll safely say that beards are right up there on my list of things that make me happy— alongside chocolate and signs that say ‘take a further 30% off already reduced items’.
Any kind of beard is good, too —from a light five o’clock shadow to a full-grown Ned Kelly, if you have a furry face (and quite frankly, I can’t understand why all men don’t), I already like you. End of story.
Understandably then, I was pretty excited when I heard that TheGroomedManCo. had created a range of funky beard oils (yes, beard oils) so that bearded men all around Melbourne and the rest of the world can nourish and care for their facial fuzz and stay beautifully beardy forever. If you ask me, I’d say this brings us one step closer to creating the ideal world.
Born right here in Melbourne out of a lack of quality beard grooming products, TheGroomedManCo.’s range of beard oils give men a new, manly grooming experience—something that they can openly talk about while, you know, drinking beers and wrestling bears and doing other equally manly things. The range includes four aptly named oils— Man Mint, Cloves Off, Mangrove Citrus and Morning Wood— that promise to improve overall beard health, adding shine and promoting growth while nourishing the skin underneath, too. And they smell totally man-appropriate, I promise.
If this wasn’t already exciting, each little bottle of beard-loving wonderfulness contains base oils like Argan Oil, Jojoba Oil and Sweet Almond Oil— all of which are already well-known for their benefits to ones hair and skin. What’s more, TheGroomedManCo. is the only beard oil in Australia to use these oils in their purest form. And they’re 100% Australian. And they donate 5% of profits to local charities.
Can we give these guys a prize yet?
So if you have a beard, do yourself (and your furry face) a favour and check out TheGroomedManCo. And if you don’t have a beard— grow one. Then check them out.
TheGroomedManCo. range is available online and retails at RRP $30 (each).
