Over a bottle of wine on a rainy Friday night, a girlfriend and I got to discussing the problems she’d experienced when she changed her hair colour to blonde. The normal complaints of dry hair and an irritated scalp were not the issue; instead, she’d been shocked by a consultation she’d had with a very well-known hairdressing salon. Upon telling them she’d decided to go blonde, they abruptly demanded she buy several different products before they’d go near her hair. A bad hairdresser would change her hair colour, they said, but they wouldn’t touch it until she bought several different products. Not only did my friend feel offended by their apparent distaste in the condition of her hair, she also saw right through their obvious marketing ploy. Instead of buying the products and returning, she saw another hairdresser who would do what she asked. She was a paying customer, after all, and didn’t feel she needed reprimanding over the state of her hair. She is now a proud blonde and loves her new hairdresser.
Pretentious customer “service” is something I’m familiar with. I once walked into a popular make-up store on Chapel St to try their foundation, only to be completely ignored. Whilst fully-made up girls stood and chatted loudly with the shop girls, I stood there feeling exposed by my bare face and apparent uncoolness. When I was finally given the chance and asked to sample their foundation, I was greeted with a frown, a dash of make-up, a quick glance in a dirty mirror, and sent on my way. $70 poorer, no less. Wearing make-up to buy make-up always seemed a little like tidying the house for the housekeeper to me, and I thought I resembled a paying customer. As it turned out, I didn’t much like the make-up anyway, but I wouldn’t be returning regardless.
My boyfriend had the same experience in a bottle shop around the corner from us. Originally, we liked buying from the small shop on Toorak Road because it seemed like a nicer alternative than the large chain stores, despite the slightly higher prices. However, we have stopped visiting since my boyfriend realised he was being treated differently when he entered the shop in his work uniform. Whilst customers in front of him were greeted kindly and answered to with ‘Sir’, my boyfriend in his carpenter’s outfit didn’t get so much as a nod of the head, let alone a verbal greeting. He felt shocked, offended, and angry at the way he was being treated based on his appearance.
Unfortunately, shops that leave us experiencing a ‘shoppers low’ are more common than expected. Once reserved to expensive designer stores, snobby retailing has filtered into high street shops that everyone once felt comfortable in. It’s ironic that the service retailer’s claim give them an advantage over online shopping could be the exact thing driving customers away. After all, why would anyone return to a shop that criticises a paying customer when so many alternatives exist? Restaurants, retail, and any store involved in customer service should aim to provide just that. Yet if their service comes with a disclaimer that the paying customer must fit the mould of what the shop perceives itself to be, then I’m not interested. We all heard about the GASP fiasco but they aren’t the only store that needs to brush up on their manners – especially as we edge further into the silly season.
Have you had a bad experience with customer service? Tell us about it in the comments section below.


4 comments
Little River Emma says:
Dec 13, 2011
My sister in law has a doctorate in Physics and if we’re shopping together and getting ignored I loudly say something like “So DOCTOR, what do you think of this?” Without fail, someone comes rushing over. It amuses me when shop assistants are rude or arrogant – it’s not like it’s a job that young kids aspire to be when they grow up!
Maybe the apparent downturn in retail will make assistants work harder for our dollars?
Is it Melbourne? says:
Dec 13, 2011
I often witness my (south east Asian) partner get extremely poor service until the sales assistant realises we’re together. Once a sales assistant actually flinched when he realised a whitey was also on the receiving end of the service he was dishing out my partner and he’d been caught out.
Then again, depending on who’s serving, I often experience non-service when I’m alone because I’m now nearly 40 and suddenly invisible or contemptible.
If I sound neurotic, I’m not. And I’m quite the personable customer, if I do say so myself
Gwynn says:
Dec 14, 2011
Interesting, my girlfriend had a similar experience regarding going blonde as well. She was berated by the colourists and stylists for having dared dyed her hair a couple of months previously, and refused to lighten her hair anymore than a few shades. While she went through with their advice at the time, she’s not going back to let them finish the job and is already heading back to her old haunt (even though it’s completely out of her way) as they were far friendly and did as good of a job anyway.
Of course, I’m a tad smug about it all solely because I’ve kept happily going back to them even though it’s well out of my way too.
Personal Stylist says:
Dec 18, 2011
I shop for a living (a personal shopper) so I see good and bad examples of customer service every day. Friends tell me I should write a book, mostly about my negative experiences. I once had a sales assistant question me on my choice of garment for a client (a person who pays me to choose clothing that is flattering for her body shape and appropriate to her personal style).. she asked after I declined her suggestion of a pair of trousers, “well, what does your client think of them?” I was SO insulted, and angry. She continued to be rude for the remaining time I spent in the store, during which time my client spent nearly $1000. I almost called the manager upon leaving (she put the sale through and kindly gave my client a discount) but I didn’t.
Perhaps I should write that book…